the christmas season gives me strength. every day i get stronger. every christmas commercial i see empowers me. every christmas movie or tv special ever created ruins in my veins. i amass power until christmas day in which i become the ultimate lifeform.
i will never get tired of christmas music like when that shit starts playing on november first and everyones like “are you fucking kidding me” ill be like HELL FUCKING YEAH riding in on a fucking sleigh wearing a beard and santa hat time to jingle your fucking bells kids